Another Day 2

Closed this girl a MONTH ago and didn't even reinitiate until yesterday.

Skepsis: URGENT: THIS IS A VIP NUMBER STORE WITH CARE.

HB Ash: ??

Skepsis: Haha jk. Its jay max from the mall daniel (my wing) told me not to text you, but i decided to break the rules :) how was christmas?

HB Ash: Lol why did he say that?!..christmas was good!,how was yurs?

Skepsis: Mine was pretty sweet! My family came over and i got a metric fuck ton of presents! I felt kinda bad during our little prayer tho..

HB Ash: Y??..

Skepsis: I didnt even tell anyone this... You have to prove yourself worthy of the answer...tell me some cool things about you first :)

HB Ash: Lol ok, what wuld yu like to kno?

Skepsis: You mean you cant think of ONE cool thing??

HB Ash: I can!...but do yu wana kno anything specific?

Skepsis: Haha just keep it specific to HB Ash :)

HB Ash: Lol ok!well i model,i love photography,i love going out to dance,ima fun person!...

Skepsis: You model?! Thats awesome! Ive always wanted to meet a hand model!!

HB Ash: Yes!!...y a hand model?

Skepsis: Im getting your autograph next time i see you! Which is soon...im on break arent you?

HB Ash: Yeahp!we shuld hang!

Skepsis: Lifes short. When are you free in the next couple of days?

HB Ash: Umm whenever except newyears!

Skepsis: Nice well ill see what im doing later this week and hit you up soon. Have sweet dreams about me... :)

HB Ash: Lol,i will ;-). yu have hot dreams about me!!lol.

Skepsis: We have to talk about those naughty things you did last night ;) *again credit solace*

HB Ash: haha.lol.ok lets!

Skepsis: Tonight is movie night. Im renting a movie...come over i have a badass sound system you have to check out.

HB Ash: I cnt!

Skepsis: What else could you possibly be doing its sunday

HB Ash: I dont know you well enuf yet...

Skepsis: You dont know me well enough to watch a movie?

HB Ash: At yur house nah.

Skepsis: Oh right...ill find something later that youll be more comfortable with

HB Ash: KK :-)

ehh... wtf? so she told me to have "hot dreams" about her but she doesn't know me well enough to come over to my house? I'd also like to point out that either her phone is missing keys or she just likes to make things short....

Girls Gone Stupid?

Wow, so I haven't been in the day 2 club long, but from my second one, I'm already starting to see just how completely fucked up loco girls are. Literally this is the funniest things I have ever witnessed I think. This is just ridiculous, I have to share this. 

I get the BJ Saturday, now follow this time table. 

Saturday night: BJ and she leaves.. Bye crazyyy

Sunday midday: Text message sent to her: "Hey when do you get out for christmas break?"

No response.

Monday after school: Text message: "Wow I nearly killed my teacher today." 

No response.

Today at like 6: Text Message

Skepsis: Movie Night Thursday? ;)

AND MY PHONE VIBRATES BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN ON THE GROUND, WTF IS THIS GIRL?! 

Buttercup: Awh. Wish i could but i got dance practice.

Skepsis: You know what i love about dancers?

Buttercup: What?

Skepsis: Their flexibility ;) are you flexible?

Buttercup: Ha. Yeah. I guess

Skepsis: No way...whats the sexiest flexible thing you can do?

Buttercup: I dont know lol

Skepsis: You have that many sexy poses? I think you are just trying to impress me over text message.

Buttercup: I dont think of myself as sexy and i dont pose.

Skepsis: Haha whatever! I didnt have taking pictures of you in mind but i like where your head is at :)

Buttercup: I didnt mean it that way. 

Skepsis: Oh i think someone is getting coal for christmas ! (ugh, i am kicking myself, i feel like im 10 yrs old. Coal for christmas? whatever, i'm pretty outcome independent with this girl, i just want to test my direct game skills anyways.... who am i kidding? I wanna fuck her. Hard.) 

No response.. Yup as soon as i switch it up to indirect she fails to respond.. every time... should i seriously just be like.. "Hey, it's wednesday, wanna fuck?! ;)" 

Just a thought, every time i sent the above texts, she responded immediately, then I sent that last one.. no response

My First Day 2, Happy Thanksgiving!!

Hell yes! Closed this hot 16 year old the other day.. been waiting for the time to reinitiate =)

OH WHOOPS she initiates me. How sweet. *cough* boner *cough*

Movie Buddy (MB): Heyyy

Skepsis: Hey i just got done with dinner what are you up to?

MB: Ooh fun fun i am...thinking about goin out and doin somethin

Skepsis: Cool whats open? its thanksgiving eve

MB: Hahaha I dont think that qualifies as a holiday for places to close...but i could be wrong haha i was just thinkin about goin to studio movie grill, nothin exciting

Skepsis: Oh i love that place! I already ate tho. What movie are you seeing?

MB: Idk yet...four christmases sounds pretty good...

Skepsis: That vince vaughn flick?

MB: yes sir

Skepsis: Oh i wanna see twilight. My parents saw it last night and they said it was bitchin   actual quote too...

MB: Hahaha wow you know thats based on a girl book right?

Skepsis: Lies

MB: Um no hahaha ive read the book

Skepsis: Oh really?! Well.. I dont believe u

MB: okayyyy

Skepsis: I want you to be my movie watching buddy because the one ihave now alwayz awkwardly laughs all the time...you might qualify. Do you awkwardly laugh at the nonfunny parts??

MB: Haha well thats no fun...someone who awkwardly laughs at stupid parts?! those people get on my nerves haha i do not believe that i do that...i havent had any complaints about my laugh  timing before so i guess im good on that part hahaha

Skepsis: Happy turkey day! :) ive been waiting for this day all year! The feast is upon us!!

MB: Hahaha someones excited... haha

MB: I am having three thanksgivings todayyyy hahaha and how many are you having?!

Skepsis: What?? Howww

MB: I knowwww

Skepsis: Whyyy?

MB: Because i went to my moms house then i went to my dads brothers house and now im on my way to my dads gfs parents house hahaha

Skepsis: Wow thats three meals. Do you have school tomorrow?

MB: Nope i go back monday what about you?

Skepsis: Yea same hey its good friday so im going to northpark right after lunch at about two. Come meet me! You can try out to be my movie watching buddy :)

MB: Aw haha i already have planes for tomorrow! im seeing a movie at northpark though so maybe ill see you there

Skepsis: What? Thats not gunna fly. Im not going to maybe see you...i wanna see you :) how can you say no to this face... (if you could see me im giving you the patented cant-say-no-to-this-face face)

MB: Hahahaha okayyyy the best i can do is to say that i will defintely find you once im there but im not blowing off my other plans. got it? :)

Skepsis: When are you gunna be there?

MB: Ummmm im not 100 percent sure yet...probably sometime around 4 

Skepsis: Just call me when u r there. I gotta go tho its dessert! Pie :)

MB: Haha yum have funnn 

Skepsis: U too!

MB: Oh i shall 

MB: Yessss im finally home! haha im beat i feel like just goin to bed now haha you home yet?

Skepsis: Oh noo its you! Now i wont be able to sleep for a while ;)

MB: Hahaha so my plan is working? :) 

Field Report: Comfort Closing

Acuity and I are a sick nasty team.

We tear shit up.

He puts the "ack" in sack.

The "you" in us.

and the "ity" in lick lick lickity...

He gets me in I get the numbers. 

Such a sweet combo.

For my ego, too. =)

Today our set went like this:

1) Acuity opens with Twilight opener.

2) Chatter.

3) Skepsis enters with "are you seriously sci-fi nerds? I bet you like to dress up, huh?"

4) Giggles. Chatter.

5) Skepsis comes back round with "you guys remind of... the powerpuff girls! ha! and your blosom because of your manly qualities and red hair! ha! you boss this girl around I bet. And your... Buttercup! HAA! you are the tough one. Yea you two will have boxing matches all the time haha. This kid (some external male interupt who got jacked by me, takin his womenz) is mojojojo! hahah"

6) girls giggle the shit out of that bit. 

7) we take a seat, we've earned it.

8) acuity gets next to blosom, i sit inbetween at the head of the table.

9) acuity ejects to starbucks, i stay and introduce then go into rapport and comfort, they are lovin me, im innuendo-ing hard. she loves it.

10) acuity gets back after about 10. we have to go. i get a double number close. it was bad-ass i even persisted after token resistence, chick yeaa. 

Now to practice my day two on these two. Oh happy days ahead.

Day 2 Training

I have all the numbers I could need. 

10 willing subjects.

Unknowing of my gamez =)

I will attempt to get a 2nd "date." 

I believe 2 is all it takes. 

Once you get them out of the house and to you the first time it is easy.

Here is my training.

It beings here. 

Everything above this line:  ------------------

Is fucking training. This is all geared to getting the day 2. 

Quick. 

Effectively.

Every time. 

These are the qualities my game will someday consist of. 

I start from here. All my conversations will be pressured. 

If I'm not selling, they are selling me.

There is always a close on EVERY CALL.

Either I close them on a reason TO see me.

Or they close me on a reason they CAN'T.

It's do or die time. 

Let the dice roll. 

Girls will get pissed, sure.

Who cares?

Fuck 'em. 

I'm the best there is for them. 

They should accept it sooner rather than me having to play this game.

I'm ready. 

It will be a long journey. 

But it must be trekked. 

I don't trek alone, though.

My wingmen shall guide me.

And my cock.

2 a.m...... 

i have seen better nights... 

A Girl Already Into Me

Conversation #2: This girl is from the same set a Rainbows. They were friends. I'm actually really pissed because I had 3 other conversations to post, but I fucking deleted the messages accidentally because razors suck for big thumbed people. Well this girl was clearly into me because she begged for my number. It was sick. She texted me 15 minutes after we left. 

Short/Young: Hey!! Your my new bestest friend! You should have totally come to the movie with us :)

I'm like WTF?! Why cant this happen with the HB10s?!

Skepsis: Sweet. 

She reinitiated and said I was her best friend.. I don't think I need to say very much.. I'll let her get the ball rolling.

Short/Young: So, whats up?

Skepsis: Well I think i just ran over a cat. Can't say... How's ur day going?

S/Y: Pretty much amazing!!

Skepsis: Haha well ur name is still in my phone as awesomenssssfp

It's true.. That's what she put it in as. 

S/Y: Haha u should prob change that I mean everyone already knows I'm awesomenssssfp ;)

Why the hell did she wink at me? I refuse to respond because this is the absolute weirdest text message I have gotten. Period.

(The next day) S/Y: Hiya, how's things?

Skepsis: Sweet    i only had three hours of school today! And i got to eat mcdonalds...twice! Now i have to run 10 miles to lose the weight :(

S/Y: u r so so sooo lucky! Aww :( well ur like super buff so u won't lk put on weight. but if ya wnna run come to tennis practice: 3 miles a day kiddo

I think she's getting turned on just by these small talk text messages... But that "kiddo" at the end makes me want to drop kick her. I don't feel like texting her much more today.

My Attempt at Rapport Style

Conversation #1:

Background info: Me and Just/Us picked up this girl at Northpark on Saturday. I got her # because statutory rape apparently doesn't fly with Just/Us. I'll call her Rainbows (because that's her nickname that I gave). So we pick up rainbows and her friend. We stay in set about 25 minutes and their friends come up so now we are chill with their whole social circle basically. I text Rainbows the next day using inside jokes from when we were chatting.

Since this is the first convo I'm posting let me clarify some things. 

1) Everything I post is exactly how it was texted. Punctuation, capitals, spelling. 

2) Times will be included in certain responses to exemplify certain points I'm trying to make.

3) These are the exact conversations with names changed.

4) Everything I post is stuff I say. I'm not going to take conversations off the internet or something, though I may use certain routines I've learned. 

5) I will try to provide clarification for things you won't understand unless you were there.

Skepsis: Hey Rainbows. How's being Irish?

This is humor from the set. She was wearing a shirt with rainbows on it and I actually commented on it. I use rainbows because that comment was the hook point and we dove into rapport when she told me she was Irish (actually, I guessed she was, lol)

Rainbows: Love the nickname, and being irish is pretty rockin :]

Skepsis: Yea theres no way you can pull off emo... Im so pumped i get out of school all week next week!!

Again, in set humor. She looked kinda emo and got teased hard because of it. Just trying to bring back the awesome vibe we had before we parted ways.

Rainbows: Lucky!! Wait.. Why? And I probably can't, being cheery turns out to be pretty fun

I think this is going pretty well so far. She is asking me questions.

Skepsis: Haha good! I hate gloomy girls! And its thanksgiving break...a whole week to bask in the glory of the greatest meal of the year

Rainbows: Oh right, no wonder there are so many turkeys.. Yay food!! I'm so glad we've made a holiday all about food

She is making jokes, which is good. I don't respond for the rest of the day.

Skepsis (One day later): Its mcdonalds week you should come check it out!

McDonald's Week is a fund raiser for Austin Street Shelter where all the purchased food from the week will go to the Shelter. It's a massive get together so I figure it's non-threatening and won't be awkward.

Rainbows: Hm... McDonalds.. Ew :)

Ok well I don't quite know what to do about this. Is this a rejection to chill? I figure she isn't quite comfortable enough with the idea of seeing me again and is making token resistance.

Skepsis: Not a big fast food fan?

Rapport seeking.

Rainbows: No, not a mcdonalds fan :/

Skepsis: Oh whats ur favorite?

Rainbows: It's a tie between chick-fil-e and whataburger

Skepsis: Cool...Chic fil a is mine too...why do you like them so much?

Trying to figure out how she gets interested in things. Maybe its kinesthetic, she likes the taste of it, or visual, she likes how it looks, or audio, she enjoys the commercials or  something specific inside the restaurant. I can use this info to start tailoring my dialogue to her form of learning. 

Rainbows: Hmmm, chick-fil-e is just bamf and I guess the other one is my replacement mcdonalds :p

There are two things I notice here. First is "bamf" which is a term I exploit in my next text. The second is her repetitive use of smiley faces. I imagine when girls try to show you their emotions it means they are willing to open up to you and play with you. I use smiley faces all the damn time (except in this case because she is doing it for me) because when the girl starts to reciprocate I know I'm in. 

Skepsis: Haha bamf! Nice dane cook!! I saw him live when he came to town! He is THE burger king

Drawing commonalities. Now I have a good anchor whenever I need to say something funny, just whip out the dane train. I actually do love dane cook so this chick will be so easy. Haha. 

Rainbows: Cheya!! Oh awesome, and the burger king and kool-aid are the funniest

Rainbows: And creepy guy at work

She loves me. But I still need to find a way to start working my day 2 in here. I don't know quite how to get at this unless I just flat out ask. Time to field test...

More to add later. This just happened 10 minutes ago.