Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Girls Gone Stupid?

Wow, so I haven't been in the day 2 club long, but from my second one, I'm already starting to see just how completely fucked up loco girls are. Literally this is the funniest things I have ever witnessed I think. This is just ridiculous, I have to share this. 

I get the BJ Saturday, now follow this time table. 

Saturday night: BJ and she leaves.. Bye crazyyy

Sunday midday: Text message sent to her: "Hey when do you get out for christmas break?"

No response.

Monday after school: Text message: "Wow I nearly killed my teacher today." 

No response.

Today at like 6: Text Message

Skepsis: Movie Night Thursday? ;)
AND MY PHONE VIBRATES BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN ON THE GROUND, WTF IS THIS GIRL?! 
Buttercup: Awh. Wish i could but i got dance practice.
Skepsis: You know what i love about dancers?
Buttercup: What?
Skepsis: Their flexibility ;) are you flexible?
Buttercup: Ha. Yeah. I guess
Skepsis: No way...whats the sexiest flexible thing you can do?
Buttercup: I dont know lol
Skepsis: You have that many sexy poses? I think you are just trying to impress me over text message.
Buttercup: I dont think of myself as sexy and i dont pose.
Skepsis: Haha whatever! I didnt have taking pictures of you in mind but i like where your head is at :)
Buttercup: I didnt mean it that way. 
Skepsis: Oh i think someone is getting coal for christmas ! (ugh, i am kicking myself, i feel like im 10 yrs old. Coal for christmas? whatever, i'm pretty outcome independent with this girl, i just want to test my direct game skills anyways.... who am i kidding? I wanna fuck her. Hard.) 

No response.. Yup as soon as i switch it up to indirect she fails to respond.. every time... should i seriously just be like.. "Hey, it's wednesday, wanna fuck?! ;)" 

Just a thought, every time i sent the above texts, she responded immediately, then I sent that last one.. no response

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