Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Another Day 2

Closed this girl a MONTH ago and didn't even reinitiate until yesterday.

Skepsis: URGENT: THIS IS A VIP NUMBER STORE WITH CARE.

HB Ash: ??

Skepsis: Haha jk. Its jay max from the mall daniel (my wing) told me not to text you, but i decided to break the rules :) how was christmas?

HB Ash: Lol why did he say that?!..christmas was good!,how was yurs?

Skepsis: Mine was pretty sweet! My family came over and i got a metric fuck ton of presents! I felt kinda bad during our little prayer tho..

HB Ash: Y??..

Skepsis: I didnt even tell anyone this... You have to prove yourself worthy of the answer...tell me some cool things about you first :)

HB Ash: Lol ok, what wuld yu like to kno?

Skepsis: You mean you cant think of ONE cool thing??

HB Ash: I can!...but do yu wana kno anything specific?

Skepsis: Haha just keep it specific to HB Ash :)

HB Ash: Lol ok!well i model,i love photography,i love going out to dance,ima fun person!...

Skepsis: You model?! Thats awesome! Ive always wanted to meet a hand model!!

HB Ash: Yes!!...y a hand model?

Skepsis: Im getting your autograph next time i see you! Which is soon...im on break arent you?

HB Ash: Yeahp!we shuld hang!

Skepsis: Lifes short. When are you free in the next couple of days?

HB Ash: Umm whenever except newyears!

Skepsis: Nice well ill see what im doing later this week and hit you up soon. Have sweet dreams about me... :)

HB Ash: Lol,i will ;-). yu have hot dreams about me!!lol.

Skepsis: We have to talk about those naughty things you did last night ;) *again credit solace*

HB Ash: haha.lol.ok lets!

Skepsis: Tonight is movie night. Im renting a movie...come over i have a badass sound system you have to check out.

HB Ash: I cnt!

Skepsis: What else could you possibly be doing its sunday

HB Ash: I dont know you well enuf yet...

Skepsis: You dont know me well enough to watch a movie?

HB Ash: At yur house nah.

Skepsis: Oh right...ill find something later that youll be more comfortable with

HB Ash: KK :-)


ehh... wtf? so she told me to have "hot dreams" about her but she doesn't know me well enough to come over to my house? I'd also like to point out that either her phone is missing keys or she just likes to make things short....

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Girls Gone Stupid?

Wow, so I haven't been in the day 2 club long, but from my second one, I'm already starting to see just how completely fucked up loco girls are. Literally this is the funniest things I have ever witnessed I think. This is just ridiculous, I have to share this. 

I get the BJ Saturday, now follow this time table. 

Saturday night: BJ and she leaves.. Bye crazyyy

Sunday midday: Text message sent to her: "Hey when do you get out for christmas break?"

No response.

Monday after school: Text message: "Wow I nearly killed my teacher today." 

No response.

Today at like 6: Text Message

Skepsis: Movie Night Thursday? ;)
AND MY PHONE VIBRATES BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN ON THE GROUND, WTF IS THIS GIRL?! 
Buttercup: Awh. Wish i could but i got dance practice.
Skepsis: You know what i love about dancers?
Buttercup: What?
Skepsis: Their flexibility ;) are you flexible?
Buttercup: Ha. Yeah. I guess
Skepsis: No way...whats the sexiest flexible thing you can do?
Buttercup: I dont know lol
Skepsis: You have that many sexy poses? I think you are just trying to impress me over text message.
Buttercup: I dont think of myself as sexy and i dont pose.
Skepsis: Haha whatever! I didnt have taking pictures of you in mind but i like where your head is at :)
Buttercup: I didnt mean it that way. 
Skepsis: Oh i think someone is getting coal for christmas ! (ugh, i am kicking myself, i feel like im 10 yrs old. Coal for christmas? whatever, i'm pretty outcome independent with this girl, i just want to test my direct game skills anyways.... who am i kidding? I wanna fuck her. Hard.) 

No response.. Yup as soon as i switch it up to indirect she fails to respond.. every time... should i seriously just be like.. "Hey, it's wednesday, wanna fuck?! ;)" 

Just a thought, every time i sent the above texts, she responded immediately, then I sent that last one.. no response